Exercise!

Tito Bert welcomes the Year of the Ox and is, as snake people are warned, being mindful of his health. We all support his goal to exercise more and hope that his enthusiasm will have longevity and will be a motivating factor for others in our family to follow suit.

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Bert feels bad about being one number away from winning $250,000. Although he hasn't claimed his $250.00 winnings, he has already spent some of it on shampoo.